Feature Song - April 2003
by Do-While Jones
Here is our ode to evolution, in honor of National Theory of Evolution Day (April 1). To the tune of "Beauty and the Beast."

Evolution and the Beast

Tale told all the time

Dumb as it can be

Barely just alive

It grows a pair of eyes

Unexpectedly



Just a little change

Small to say the least

Nothing once was there

Now it grows some hair

Evolution and the Beast



Never quite the same

The tale is full of quirks

Never is it known

Never are they sure

How the process works



Tale told all the time

But always has been wrong

Certainly it's strange

Thinking life can change

It's just a silly song



Certainly it's dumb

Bizarre to say the least

Tale told all the time

Life comes out of slime

Evolution and the Beast



Tale told all the time

Life comes out of slime

Evolution and the Beast

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